Yeah so um, I've been drinkin lots o Guinness recently. Mmmm good stuff. Specially when you have a mug or two with some 80% dark chocolate.... I think they made Guinness specifically with the intention to have it complement the taste of very dark chocolate, and bless em for that.

Yeah so I'm out here in Singapore still which is cool and all besides the fact that it's on the motherfucking equator. This tiny ass island/city/nation is located one and a fucking third degree north off of being at latitude 0. I mean seriously, it's goddamn October and the fucking temperatures are in the 90's. Humidity's still in the 80's too, it's like being stuck in a sauna.

Gettin drunk is the best state of mind humanity can achieve. I'm pretty sure of this. Think about it, that feeling when the alky's just starting to be felt, when you can notice yourself feeling tipsy and you know that it's just gonna get stronger in a few minutes. You know the whole deal, that special state of mind where you look across the room at that hot-as-all-that's-holy chick and think to yourself, "I have no chance with a girl like her... but I'm goin over there, I'm gonna buy her a drink, and hope she's as easy as her cleavage is big." I bet if we could get every single person on the planet to be in that frame of mind perpetually we'd have world peace. So yeah, next time you raise a cup o firewater to your mouth, be sure to give yourself a pat on the back for working towards peace on earth.